When last we left our wank, Dawne told me and some others that we’d basically rue the day we ever stepped foot on the Internet. OH THE HUMANITY! So, the wank started getting passed around on Yehoodi, a message board for swing dancers that I’ve been a part of since around 1998-1999. All hell broke loose on Dawne’s message board, including the post of the 50 Hitlers and requests for more of J. Love’s rack. Dawne shut down her board when she caught wind of what was going on. More talk of Matt BEING MADE TO PAY by Capslock!Dawne. Dawne deletes her LiveJournal. Dawne deletes the hall of shame.
The best part of the WHOLE WANK is that I’ve actually posted in her direction a sum total of TWICE this entire week. She thinks I’ve rallied my friends to my side, but in all reality they just like poking trolls with sticks. I’ve been told to “go fuck myself with a rusty nail” because “[she] won’t let [me] win!” I wasn’t aware there was a competition going on. She sure is showing me, deleting her journal and blocking membership to her site. I guess she’ll stop at nothing until I’m driven off teh Intarwebs and into a cold, tech-less world where I have to listen to the KI theme song on repeat. Look how fast I go, set to take down my own site. She’s winning…I’m growing…so…weak. Oh, cruel cruel webbernet, why hast thou forsaken me? KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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