So The Monkey Attack Victim was discussing things that she might tell her younger self if she had the chance, in order to facilitate a few key changes that might have made life easier in places. I have a few things myself that I’d like to say to…myself:
- Credit cards may be allowing you to eat now, but you’re still not going to have money to pay them back any time before you’re 30. At least pay your minimum on time.
- Long distance relationships are a BAD IDEA.
- It’s OK if you do things to make yourself happy.
- If you have a bad feeling about someone, it’s probably correct.
- No matter how sad you get, do not drink a fifth of Jack and smoke a pack of cigarettes in one night. You will want to die the next day.
- Don’t go to Padre.
- Don’t let your parents buy you a Taurus. Hold out for the Honda.
- Don’t go on that 2nd interview with the strange company, because you WILL be standing outside all day if you do. It’s totally Boiler Room without Ben Affleck.
- Stand up for yourself even when you think you can’t or shouldn’t.
- Don’t stop dancing. You’ll get fat.
- Don’t feel guilty because you quit music for awhile. You’ll still sing.
- Your true love is out there and he’s probably a lot closer than you think…you’ll meet him when you’re ready for it. Be patient and quit dating idiots.
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